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ArnoldC

Programming language based on the one-liners of Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Motivation

Although the one-liners of Arnold Schwarzenegger are fairly well known the true semantics of the uttering is yet to be understood. This project tries to discover new meanings from the Arnold movies with the means of computer science.

HelloWorld.arnoldc

IT'S SHOWTIME
TALK TO THE HAND "hello world"
YOU HAVE BEEN TERMINATED

Quick Start

wget http://lhartikk.github.io/ArnoldC.jar
echo -e "IT'S SHOWTIME\nTALK TO THE HAND \"hello world\"\nYOU HAVE BEEN TERMINATED" > hello.arnoldc
java -jar ArnoldC.jar hello.arnoldc
java hello

To create some "audible" output you can try the -declaim option:

java -jar ArnoldC.jar -declaim hello.arnoldc

Brief overview of the keywords

Check the wiki for more details

False I LIED

True NO PROBLEMO

If BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE

Else BULLSHIT

EndIf YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC

While STICK AROUND

EndWhile CHILL

PlusOperator GET UP

MinusOperator GET DOWN

MultiplicationOperator YOU'RE FIRED

DivisionOperator HE HAD TO SPLIT

ModuloOperator I LET HIM GO

EqualTo YOU ARE NOT YOU YOU ARE ME

GreaterThan LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET

Or CONSIDER THAT A DIVORCE

And KNOCK KNOCK

DeclareMethod LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY

NonVoidMethod GIVE THESE PEOPLE AIR

MethodArguments I NEED YOUR CLOTHES YOUR BOOTS AND YOUR MOTORCYCLE

Return I'LL BE BACK

EndMethodDeclaration HASTA LA VISTA, BABY

CallMethod DO IT NOW

AssignVariableFromMethodCall GET YOUR ASS TO MARS

DeclareInt HEY CHRISTMAS TREE

SetInitialValue YOU SET US UP

BeginMain IT'S SHOWTIME

EndMain YOU HAVE BEEN TERMINATED

Print TALK TO THE HAND

ReadInteger I WANT TO ASK YOU A BUNCH OF QUESTIONS AND I WANT TO HAVE THEM ANSWERED IMMEDIATELY

AssignVariable GET TO THE CHOPPER

SetValue HERE IS MY INVITATION

EndAssignVariable ENOUGH TALK

ParseError WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO WRONG